USA-Suiciders

July 27th, 2010

USA-Suiciders

The number of “Suiciders” (as Georgino-Bushino liked to call them) in the USA-Army now exceeds the totals given back then by Eisenhower for “Socialist” Sweden.

Does that mean that the USA-Army has gone “Socialist”? Or does it mean that “Socialist” mercenaries turn “Suiciders”? Or that Crypto-Eisenhower was s “Suicider” himself? Or that the USA-Army is now full of Georginos? Ask Bloom-Bloomberg, he has an answer for everything …

Eight apples and eight peaches

July 26th, 2010

Eight apples and eight peaches

Eight apples and eight peaches

Eight apples and eight peaches

Matrix Incentives

July 26th, 2010

Matrix Incentives

Times are tough, and things are indeed getting worse. The mythical “recovery” is not going to happen by itself, and for most Companies, their survival will depend upon increased efficiency and cost containment.

Incentives will work in favor of both the employees and the owners.

But incentives have to be effectively incentivizing, and not just an increase in bonuses without a direct correlation with actual performance.

So implementing a streamlined system of Matrix Incentive may be the proper answer to your quest for increased productivity in the areas of production and distribution of goods and services.

Every Company has Departments and Ranks.

The Incentives to Departments are easily set, by distributing a percentage of the Gross Profit, or a bonus based on the Net Income, to the employees of that particular column of the Matrix (Department) in proportion to their salaries.

You will see sparkles flying in your Departments if, in addition to the regular Departmental Incentives, you also implement a plan of discretionary Incentives based on Rank, where, say, all managers on that particular row of the Matrix (Rank) receive a bonus (e.g., monthly) if you see that they had been sweating blood in order to achieve a certain scheduled level of production output.

In conjunction with this system of Rank Incentives, you plan also regular meetings at the Rank level, where, say, all managers gather on a monthly basis to share their Rank experiences, difficulties, and solutions that they have implemented in overcoming the obstacles to increased production that they might have encountered.

Monthly Departmental Meetings (say “Refrigerators”, where the whole vertical staff of one line of production meet) and Rank Meetings (say “Circuit Assemblers”, where all horizontal interdepartmental staff at a certain level of the hierarchy meet regularly) complete the system of Matrix Incentives.

Fell free to contact me at johan@wallencpa.com

Regarding: Employee Incentives

July 26th, 2010

Regarding: Employee Incentives

JOHAN WALLEN, CPA
PROFESSIONAL SERVICES
Mailing Address:
San Diego, CA 92112-6366
(619) 295-4624
wallencpa@wallencpa.com

Dear Colleague,

the USA Prod- Distr system is still moving deeper into the abyss of DRD 2011 (the Deep-Recession-Depression of year 2011). These financial set-backs occur in the USA every 10 years, but most companies survive, if they modify their policies and procedures as required by the circumstances.

A sluggish environment often leads to sluggish performances, which can be corrected and stimulated with a feasible, tailor-made, measurable, equitable, and enforceable system of Employee Incentives, that rewards accuracy and responsiveness.

Traditionally, Employee Incentives have been limited to production-related or sales-oriented performance, but even administrative-routines and diligent-service can be appreciated with an incentive. A dollar in the right place can often move a mountain.

I provide an independent view of your activities, and I can handle special projects during special times. At your convenience, please contact me at (619) 295-4624 or at johan@wallencpa.com for a free meeting in your offices.

Thank you for your interest,

Johan
619/295-4624
johan@wallencpa.com

Johan Wallen
Certified Public Accountant
CPA “A” License #74226 issued by the State of California Board of Accountancy

Stompridge Bank on Bankrotten.com

July 26th, 2010

Stompridge Bank on Bankrotten.com

Beware of Stompridge Bank on Bankrotten.com: they offer 2% interest on CDs, but if you send-in the money, they switch to a different, miserable, rate.

Bait-and-switch indeed …

Report it to the Attorney-General!

Brain-Bacteria

July 26th, 2010

Brain-Bacteria

A Comprehensive Study

In all animals, healthy bacteria trade oxygen and nutrients in the brain in exchange for positive thinking (the bacteria provide the thinking abilities to animals and also to humans).

In termites, the bacteria lodged, by the billions, in the stomach of each termite provide the essential function of processing the cellulose that the termite eats. Without bacteria the termite would starve, unable to digest the fibers. The same way for the brain of mammals, the brain would not be able to process information without the presence of brain-bacteria that carry out the processing of information on behalf of the animal.

Elephants (an animal far more intelligent than humans) have long known the importance of bacteria for the purpose of thinking and decision making. Baby-elephants receive a broad array of interface with the whole elephant-herd, in order to provide the baby-elephant with the multiplicity of bacteria for the brain, needed to process a diversified and broad spectrum of information and stimuli. When an old elephant dye, all the other elephants pound the dead body again and again, to ensure that the bacteria are transferred to the herd, in order to retain all valuable collective information.

Monkey often eat the brain of their elders in order to effectively acquire the ability to think through brain bacteria regulating organization, sound, color, night perception, orientation, etc.

In Papua-New-Guinea local tribes still feast on the brain of dead tribe-leaders for the purpose of improving the quality of tribal thinking and interaction. Consumption of warriors’ brain has been proved to boost the warring-ability of the tribe.

Excessive intake of brain bacteria can cause mental disturbances similar to mad-cow-disease, where different colonies of bacteria fight for territory, driving the host-brain partially or completely mad. Direct brain bacteria intake has to be gradual so as not to create short-circuits, also in the flow and utilization of oxygen by the bacteria.

Cannibals were aware of the advantages and risks of brain-bacteria, and they consumed in moderation the brain of individuals, even enemies, that they considered superior, in order to acquire their bacteria and therewith the associative power and skills of those colonies of bacteria.

The Mongols’ historical ability to handle horses helped to create the vast Mongol-Empire across the world. Mongols lived and slept with their horse, and ate horses’ brain in order to be able to think like horses. The abilities of the armies of Genghis Khan in terms of horsemanship are still unequalled.

Jockeys are known to sleep with the horses assigned to them before major competitions, and drinking the horse’s urine in order to build-up a brain bacteria flora similar to that of the horse. To win on the race-track, think like your horse.

Horse-whisperers have been found to have in their brain cultivation of bacteria very similar to those of their horses. This peculiar aspect holds true also for dog-whisperers with dog-bacteria.

Dog-owners cough when they see other people, exactly the way their dogs bark when they see other dogs: this is a direct result of bacteria-transfer from the brain of the dog to the brain of the dog-owner.

Shepherds in Italy, Turkey, and Greece eat and sleep with their sheep in order to be able to locate them when the herds feed on extensive and dispersed grasslands.

Vikings conquered Europe and the World. Their sense of orientation for navigation was boosted, and probably wholly based, on magneto-bacteria, bacteria that contain iron-oxide. These magneto-tactic spiridillium lodged in the brain give a constant sense of correct direction by aligning on the magnetic North, just like a living compass.

And Vikings were extremely intelligent tribes and individuals, and their intelligence became hereditary through the practice of drinking from the skull of dead warriors and leaders, with the brain and blood of the skull still fresh and partially dissolved in mead. Positive-thinking bacteria were thus transferred to the whole tribe, enhancing their sense of responsible-leadership and social-intelligence.

Also, some Viking warriors ate bear-brains, and dressed themselves in fresh still bloody bear-skins, in order to become fearless and virtually invincible by absorbing the bears’ bacteria. And, Berserks, invincible they were, feared and terrible, with incredible and unparalleled courage and strength.

It is known that women that live together in close quarters after some time start having their monthly period at the same time: this phenomenon is explained by the transfer of brain-bacteria from one woman to another, and then gradually to the whole group, where bacteria with similar thinking and reacting abilities control the timing of the cycles.

Historically, and even today, bones and skulls of known saints are manipulated and stored by followers and worshippers in order to take advantage of the alleged high-quality bacteria hidden into the brains of those “holy” mummies.

Scientology recommends that the father eat the mother’s placenta of the baby at childbirth, to share the bacteria that have created the bond between mother and baby. Several famous USA actors, members of the scientological church, have gone through placenta-swallowing procedures. They say that Xenu, the scientology god, sent 76 ships loaded with bacteria from the 76 planets that he already controls, in order to take over planet Earth, by controlling humans’ brain bacteria, and turn us all into thetans. The son of a famous actor died after having been cleansed of bad bacteria while awaiting for good stellar bacteria to be introduced in his young brain.

A handshake as a greeting has always been the fastest way to start transmitting one’s bacteria to the counterpart, in order to start sharing the same degree of intelligence provided by the mutual exchange of bacteria-colonies.

Shamans, priests, lama, rabbi, mullah, santeria, and voodoo living-gods always use communion and communal meals to spread their own bacteria to the faithful-idiots that they try to convert. And the system always work, by saying “eat, this is my body” and often they make the converts eat each other’s feces and drink each other’s urine to ensure total transmission. Iesus Nazarenus ate magic-mushrooms and gave his urine to apostles and followers to ensure permanent bonds (and INRI indeed gradually supplanted SPQR).

Georgetown and Hale-Bopp led to whole cults disappearing while following blindly the falsely informed bacteria of the sects’ leaders, leading to collective-insanity.

Superstitious and religious rites often involve heavy choir-singing, a potent way of spreading bacteria to the whole community via open-mouths and deep-inhaling. Quite devastating, if the message is about some god, with bacteria polluting more innocent brains.

Kids who are home-schooled, but that do not receive the sharing of bacteria with teachers and professors, remain developmentally-retarded because of insufficient diversity of bacteria stored in their growing brains. Books alone does not give knowledge, if not associated with healthy infestations of billions of bacteria.

Internet academics and MBAs through distant-learning fail to produce any valid educational results. Lack of transfer of bacteria from professors to student leave the student empty and disconnected from a proper understanding of the problems successively presented to them, lacking the ability to successfully resolve the equations.

Whole industries (like the USA recession, culminating in the Deep-Economic-Depression of year 2011 – DRD 2011) have been handicapped by modern technology, that tend to isolate leaders through phones, e-mails, and tele-conferences, rendering subordinates passive and unintelligent, deprived of the positive flora and connectivity of intelligent bacteria, who are the only agents for handling modern-complexities.

Smoking nicotine makes the brain bacteria addicted to nicotine: any form of withdrawal sends trillions of bacteria into a frenzy, causing mental disturbances and visible massive brain-pain.

Children’s excessive intake of sugar excites the brain-bacteria, sending accelerated signals to the whole body of the child, and making the child act in an exuberant manner.

Re-education by slapping, or electroshock, is based on the principle that bacteria are stimulated to respond with a pattern different from what happened before the cure. Ergot can affect bacteria permanently leading to moderate psychedelic insanity.

Bacteria control our lives and the way we think.

Without bacteria humans get meningitis, mental confusion, seizures, depression, poor-memory, learning difficulties, irritability, headaches, short-attention-span, ADD, etc. It is really true, the popular saying “no brain-bacteria equals no brain”.

Bacteria have their own DNA and their own genes, and control our DNA and our genes. At the rate of one billion per ounce of brain, they decide our lives.

Without bacteria we would be idiots, like autistic kids, who via repeated series of antibiotics have lost massive quantities of bacteria from the brain, rendering the kid unable to reason logically and to conclude rationally.

Alzheimer’s disease is caused by the dying off of huge amount of brain bacteria, leaving the individual at a very primitive stage of thinking.

Human-babies, before having created a flora of brain bacteria for thinking and reasoning, are barely more than idiots. Instinct make the child eat dirt in order to build up a qualitatively diversified amount of brain bacteria.

Bacteria travel easily within the body from stomach to brain, and quickly lodge themselves in the most appropriate niche and fold of the brain, or stream of the spine marrow (cerebrospinal fluids), in order to carry out their thinking and organizing functions. Babies exposed repeatedly to cats’ brain bacteria reveal significant cats’ traits, by being sneaky and aloof.

Bacteria also create many of the enzymes (and choline) necessary for nerve-impulse, muscular-control and release/contraction. Parkinson’s disease typical shaking is caused by absence of certain enzyme-generating bacteria.

Bacteria also often have an antibiotic effect by attacking negative viruses and dislodging them from their dominant positions in the brain. Bacteriophage viruses (bacteria-ingesting) sometime sadly prevail, eradicating whole generations of bacteria, and leaving the individual as a cretin (a quite common occurrence indeed, and even recently USA Presidents have been affected by this condition).

Brain-bacteria use up 25% of the oxygen of the body, although the brain only weighs 2% of the whole body mass. Brain-bacteria also use-up a lot of sugar and energy. But it is well spent energy: without developed brain-bacteria to help us think and connect, we are back to stone age.

Often a simple soil-cultivation grown in water and sugar can provide sufficient bacteria to alter and cure one’s brain and therefore one’s life.

Researchers have discovered that bacteria that transform toxic metals can sprout tiny electrically conductive-wires from their cell membrane. Other scientists have been able to coax nano-wires from another so-called metal-reducing bacteria-species, and further suggested that the wires, called pili, could be used to bio-engineer electrical devices. It now turns out that not only are the wires and their ability to alter metal connected, but that many other bacteria, including species involved in fermentation and photosynthesis, can also form wires under a variety of environmental conditions. Many scientists have documented the seeming ubiquity of electrically conductive microbial life

In a series of experiments, experts induced nano-wires in a variety of bacteria and demonstrated that they were electrically conductive. The bacterial nano-wires were as small as 10 nano-meters in diameter and formed bundles as wide as 150 nano-meters. They grew to be tens of microns to hundreds of microns long. For example, Shewanella, of interest in environmental cleanup for its ability to hasten the weathering of toxic-metals into benign ones, requires oxygen or other electron-acceptors for respiration, whereas Synechocystis, a cyano-bacterium, combines electrons with carbon-dioxide during photo-synthesis.

Also, humans need bacteria to help convert otherwise indigestible foods into digestible form. Ninety percent of the bacteria fall into two major divisions, or phyla: the Firmicutes and the Bacteroidetes. Previous research had shown that obese mice had higher levels of Firmicutes, and lean ones had more Bacteroidetes.

For a long-time we have known that bees find their orientation by virtue of magneto-bacteria lodged in their brains: the bacteria, which contain iron-oxides, feel the magnetic field and help the bee to find its orientation in flight.

Our research has now revealed that the same is true for humans.

Individuals with magneto-bacteria in their brain have a sense of orientation, while people without have none.

Other bacteria answer for other brain and mental qualities in humans. Certain bacteria with organized structures line-up under electric influence, which aid calculus and organization.

The human brain is only responsible to emit heat and/or faint pulses of electricity generated through muscular friction-activity. The rest of the thinking is done by different types and species of bacteria, lodged in the brain and in the spine-marrow of humans. The different qualities of bacteria react to heat, movement, and electrical stimuli and respond quantitatively, steering the human into various types of action.

Bacteria are by nature and by necessity rational and logical: irrationality in humans occurs when different sets of bacteria struggle inside the brain, causing irrational manifestations of “thinking” and fundamentally illogical actions and behavior.

A higher diversity of bacteria creates more well-rounded individuals: for instance, individuals who during their international-travels have picked up a higher and more diverse degree of bacteria reveal also a superior degree of thinking, what scientists, philosophers and sociologists call a worldview.

Some bacteria activate the senses for sound, generating a sense of harmony and musicality in response to what primitive bacteria-deficient humans defined originally as “noise”.

Non-destructive experiments are now planned for inserting bacteria and brain-liquids containing cultures of bacteria into receiving-brains for testing of modifications of patterns and trends pre-insertion and post-insertion.

Already color-blindness can be corrected by inserting bacteria that are responsible for color-sensitivity and sense of aesthetics

The same way the bee can find its orientation in virtue of the magneto-tactic bacteria lodged in its brain (the iron oxide in the bacteria point always to the magnetic North), similarly the human brain is able to generate rational and logical thoughts only in presence of bacteria.

Different species of bacteria answer for different function, calculus, orientation, colors, music, when they are stimulated by electric impulses, by heat, or by movement.

Scientists who believed that bees’ brains morph to enable the bee to change its routines (from nursing to foraging) have been contradicted after it was understood that bees are able to change their routines because they receive brain bacteria from other bees who are already performing those routines and functions.

You are always welcome with questions, comments, and suggestions.

Today is tomorrow’s yesterday

You have only one life: here and now

Truth is a relative concept: only space and time are absolute concepts

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Vanity

July 26th, 2010

Vanity

Vanity sank the USA woman.

You poor girl, you cheap cow, putting up toxic-make-up, vulgar-cleavage, wet-vagina-colored-lipstick, noxious-breast-implants, damaging-high-heels, poisonous-hair-color, idiotic-tattoos, all for the only purpose of trying to be noticed by people you do not care about, by persons that you do not respect, and by individuals that do not respect you at all.

Illogical girl.

Irrational woman.

Vapid vanity.

Stupidity

July 26th, 2010

Stupidity

If stupid people think you are stupid, that is great: then you just simply eliminate them from your calendar and from your address-book.

Wikipedia is pushing the false concept of the Big Bang as never before.

July 26th, 2010

Wikipedia is pushing the false concept of the Big Bang as never before.

You might have noticed that Wikipedia now always puts in the “big bang”, instead of the equally vicious “creationism”, or the similarly morbid “intelligent design”, but the devious purpose is exactly the same: to make you believe that some kind of a god created the universe.

Pseudo-science is trying to substitute the obsolete concept of “creation” (no longer viable) with the “big bang”, as if a god exploded the universe into a creation.

The “big bang” is just a substitute for “creation”.

Then the same pseudo-scientists, paid by priests, by soldiers, and by businessmen (who all want to preserve their unjustified privileges by claiming that their privileges stem from a “creator”), claim “curvature of space”, “pillars of creation”, “expanding universe”, “god’s particle”, “multiple universes”, “red shift”, “fifth dimension”, “relativity theory”, et coetera, as absurd explanations as to why the universe would be created and finite instead of eternal and infinite.

They claim that in 15 billion years, since the so-called big-bang-creation, light has traveled in all directions for a distance equivalent to 45 billion light-years, to justify the alleged present size of the universe of 90 billion light-years across, and they explain this mathematical impossibility with “… the acceleration of the expansion of the universe …”: a non-theory that is visibly nonsense, and deeply illogical.

The universe is actually infinite in all directions, and has always existed, and will always exist. There is no “big bang” and no “creation”, as there will not be any “end of time” or any “armageddon”.

We all agree that our planet Earth and the Sun are only 4.5 billion years old, and resulted from interstellar collisions within our galaxy, the Milky Way, which for hundreds of billions of years had already been floating around in the eternal and infinite space of the universe, having been formed from ancient intergalactic aggregations.

Even what they call the Big Bang, possibly 15 billion years ago, could have been an interstellar collision, or a mega-intergalactic crossing, but if it happened, it did happen “within” the universe, and obviously it did not “create” the universe. It is always common in all galaxies that intensive gravitational fields with high mass form over time and subsequently explode, when the mass reaches a certain critical point.

Sadly so, even Albert Einstein believed in some kind of god, so he decided to concoct the absurd “relativity theory”, which indirectly states that all is relative and that only his god javeh is absolute.

However, even Einstein’s concepts of absolute god and absolute truth are false fabrications. Truth is relative, and the only absolute concepts are the concept of the empty space of the universe, endless, equal, and even, and the concept of the passage of time, endless, equal, and even.

In empty space, stars, planets, and galaxies move at random through time in an endless sequence of collisions and ellipses, pushed and pulled by gravitational, electromagnetic, and radiation forces.

That’s all there is, empty space and endless time, with no gods, no big bang, no relativity, no curvature, no expansion, no red shift, just billions of stars in billions of galaxies, all rotating and colliding at random, like dust particles in an empty room.

We happen to have evolved on one of the planets of one of the stars of one of the galaxies because the temperature resulting from the distance of Earth from the Sun allowed our kind of biological life to gradually evolve from ammonia and heat (via pressure, electrical charges, and chemical components) into magneto-bacteria and gradually into more complex species.

You are always welcome with suggestions, questions and comments.

But do not keep being fooled by Wikipedia’s false theory of the “big bang”.

Bishops, Generals, and Bankers need the “big bang” because they need a god in order to justify their ill-gotten privileges, their power, and their oppression.

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“Parental Rights”

July 26th, 2010

“Parental Rights”

The term “Parental Rights” is an illogical-misnomer, a conceptual-aberration, as Parents have no rights of any kind whatsoever, but only duties, towards their children.

In addition, too often Parents expand those mythical “Parental Rights” to mean that they, as Parents, have all kind of rights, and that, on behalf of their stupid kids, those fascist Parents can do and claim whatever insanity goes through their warped minds at any given time.

What really makes things worse is the fact that, through a form of natural mental adaptation, “Parental Mental Distrophy” has often reduced the size and activity of the brain of Parents to the same minuscule dimensions of the brain of their retarded children.

Kids are usually a result of a situation involving their own Parents’ drunkenness, rape, error, or miscalculation, none of which gives those Parents any particular “rights”.

In doubt, call Protective Services, and take those poor kids away from those idiotic Parents.